If you’ve ever worked in a cubicle, battled a jammed printer, or had a boss like Lumbergh, Office Space likely hits close to home.
This cult classic film offers a hilarious and painfully relatable look at corporate life, packed with unforgettable quotes that have become iconic in pop culture.
If you’re looking to reminisce, laugh, or find the perfect quote to share at work, this list has you covered.
From Milton’s quiet rage to Peter’s laid-back rebellion, these quotes capture the absurdity of office politics with humor and insight.
Let’s dive in!
🧾 Milton Office Space Quotes
- 😂 I believe you have my stapler
- 😐 I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume
- 😤 If they move my desk one more time, I’m quitting
- 😠 I could set the building on fire
- 😖 I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time…
- 🧯 I’ll burn the building down
- 😶 I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels
- 📠 They switched from Swingline to Boston staplers, but I kept my Swingline
- 😩 I don’t know why I have to move
- 🫤 I didn’t receive my paycheck this week
- 🔥 I said I don’t care if they lay me off
- 🙄 It wasn’t okay because if it was okay, then I would be okay, but I’m not okay
- 🤐 I told them I didn’t receive a piece of cake
- 💢 That’s the last straw
- 🧨 They’re gonna find out and then I’ll be gone
🌟 Best Office Space Quotes
- 🖨️ PC Load Letter What the hell does that mean
- 😎 It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care
- 🗣️ I could set the building on fire
- 😬 We’re gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday
- 🛋️ I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be
- 📝 Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays
- 🚫 If things go right, I’ll be showing her my O-face
- 📅 I don’t like my job, and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore
- 😒 Did you get that memo
- 💻 Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam
- 🖊️ I’m gonna have to ask you to go ahead and move your desk
- 💬 I can’t deal with another TPS report
- 🏢 You know, minimum security prison is no picnic
- 😤 I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton’s music
- 💰 We fixed the glitch
🧍 Office Space Quotes Milton
- 📦 They said I could keep my desk
- 🔇 They never told me why I had to move
- 🐿️ I could see squirrels from my old desk
- 📻 I was told I could listen to the radio
- 💣 I said if they moved my desk, I was going to quit
- 🔥 I could burn the building down
- 🧱 They keep moving me farther and farther back
- 💬 I didn’t get any cake
- 😐 I pass the savings on to the customer
- 🔄 I’ve been moved four times
- 🙃 I don’t care if they fire me
- 🗂️ They keep forgetting I work here
- 🪑 I was relocated again
- 🕳️ They put me in the basement
- 🧯 I’m going to have to set the building on fire
🤣 Office Space Quotes Funny
- 😂 Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays
- 🖥️ Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam
- 💬 Did you get that memo
- 🐸 Yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday
- 😄 I celebrate the guy’s entire catalog
- 🙃 I’m not going to work here anymore anyway
- 🗯️ You’re just lucky I’m mellow
- 😜 I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are
- 📞 Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking… just a moment
- 😆 I don’t even like my job
- 🪞 I’m not lazy, I just don’t care
- 🎉 I did nothing and it was everything I thought it could be
- 🤓 What would you do if you had a million dollars
- 🧋 Two chicks at the same time, man
- 💻 Every day is the worst day of my life
🎬 Movie Office Space Quotes
- 🧾 I’m gonna need those TPS reports
- 🗃️ You were missing a cover sheet on your TPS report
- ⛔ I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’m going to go anymore
- 😆 I’m a people person!
- 🤖 That’s what I’d do, man—two chicks at the same time
- 🧠 What would you do if you had a million dollars
- 🧋 You can just call me Samir Naga… Naga… not gonna work here anymore
- 😑 I deal with the goddamn customers
- 😤 No, I’m not gonna quit. I’m just not gonna go anymore
- 📠 PC Load Letter
- 🔥 I’ll burn this place down
- 😵 I don’t really like talking about my flair
- 🧂 You’re gonna eat your cornbread
- 📋 Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking
- 📤 We fixed the glitch
🧠 Famous Office Space Quotes
- 🧾 Did you get the memo
- 😬 Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays
- 🖨️ PC Load Letter What the hell does that mean
- 😎 I did nothing and it was everything I thought it could be
- 🗂️ I’m gonna need those TPS reports ASAP
- 😐 I’m not lazy, I just don’t care
- 📅 We’re gonna need you to come in on Saturday
- 💻 I don’t think I’m going to go anymore
- 😠 I’m a people person!
- 🖋️ Yeah, hi… I’m going to need you to go ahead and move your desk
- 🤯 I don’t really like talking about my flair
- 🧯 I could set the building on fire
- 💬 What would you do if you had a million dollars
- 🗨️ I celebrate the guy’s entire catalog
- 🎤 We fixed the glitch
🧑💼 Office Space Quotes Peter
- 😎 It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care
- 📆 I don’t think I’m going to go anymore
- 🛋️ I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be
- 📝 I don’t like my job
- 🧘 I just walk in and I sit down at my desk
- 🔄 I start spacing out about 15 minutes in
- 🧘 I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work
- 🗑️ I just don’t care anymore
- 😐 Work sucks
- 💬 I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton’s music
- 😶 It’s a problem of motivation
- 📂 You can’t just have your cake and eat it too
- 💤 I’m not going to do anything
- 🤝 You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair
- 🪑 It’s a problem of initiative
🧔 Peter Gibbons Office Space Quotes
- 💭 I don’t like my job, and I’m not going to go anymore
- 🧘 I did nothing for a whole weekend
- 📆 Every day is the worst day of my life
- 😶 I just zone out
- 🧍 I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software
- 😩 I don’t know, it’s just not worth it anymore
- 💼 I have eight different bosses
- 🧾 That’s my only real motivation—just not to get hassled
- 💤 I just sorta space out
- 📋 I don’t even know why I work here
- 😬 It’s called work for a reason
- 🧠 It’s not about money
- 💔 I’m not in it for the long haul
- 🤝 Nobody ever respects a programmer
- 📉 I’m not gonna go anymore
😂 Funny Office Space Quotes
- 🤣 Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays
- 🖨️ PC Load Letter What the hell does that mean
- 😐 I’m not lazy, I just don’t care
- 🪑 I’m gonna need you to move your desk again
- 🧯 I’ll burn the building down
- 📝 Did you get the memo
- 🛋️ I did nothing and it was everything I thought it could be
- 😆 What would you do if you had a million dollars
- 🥲 Every day is the worst day of my life
- 😬 I don’t think I’m going to go anymore
- 🧾 We fixed the glitch
- 📢 I’m a people person!
- 🧋 You can just call me Samir Naga-not-gonna-work-here-anymore
- 💬 That’s my O-face
- 🎯 You’re just lucky I’m mellow
👨👩👧 Raising Children Quotes
- 👶 Raising kids is like managing a team of tiny, irrational coworkers
- 🍼 It’s not about control, it’s about guidance
- 🤱 Patience is the cubicle of parenthood—small, limiting, but essential
- 💬 Communication matters more than command
- 💡 Kids don’t follow instructions; they follow example
- 😅 Parenting is the original full-time job without coffee breaks
- 🎢 Every tantrum is a performance review
- 🧠 Kids require project management, conflict resolution, and snack negotiations
- ⏰ Clocking into parenting never ends
- 💪 Strength is staying calm through chaos
- 💞 Love is the deadline you always meet
- 🧹 Every mess is a milestone
- 📚 Learning is more than homework—it’s everyday modeling
- 🎯 Intentional parenting is like intentional work—it changes everything
- 🔄 Some days you debug tantrums, other days you celebrate a successful bedtime
🎯 Conclusion
If you’re laughing at office life or living it, these Office Space quotes serve as a hilarious reminder of what we all endure—and why it’s okay to laugh about it.
From cubicle woes to Peter’s laid-back defiance, the film continues to inspire fans who’ve survived their own corporate grind.
