Thanksgiving is all about food, family, and… funny quotes! If you’re looking to sprinkle a little humor into your holiday feast, these Thanksgiving quotes funny will give you the perfect chuckles to share around the table or on social media.
If you’re dealing with turkey fails, awkward relatives, or just need a laugh before the pie hits, we’ve gathered the best mix of witty, clever, and laugh-out-loud Thanksgiving humor for every moment.
Let’s make this Thanksgiving memorable—with extra laughter on the side!
Positive Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
😊 A grateful heart is the best seasoning for turkey
🦃 Turkey tastes better when you didn’t have to cook it
😅 Gratitude is the gravy of life—just don’t drown in it
😂 Eat, give thanks, repeat—hopefully in stretchy pants
🍂 Thanksgiving: the one day your belly says “thank you”
😋 Thankful for leftovers… and nap time
🦃 My gratitude ends when someone takes the last roll
🤣 Be thankful for family, they’re your free entertainment
🥧 Thankful for pie—especially the second slice
😅 Gratitude is knowing your mashed potatoes turned out better than expected
🧡 Being positive at Thanksgiving is easy when you skip the dishes
💤 Thankful for naps between courses
🤤 Counting blessings… right after I count calories
🍽️ Thanksgiving: where we feast like kings and clean like peasants
😄 A positive mind and a full plate go hand in hand
Happy Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
🦃 Happy Turkey Day—may your bird be juicy and your relatives behave
😂 Wishing you a Thanksgiving filled with food and just enough family drama
😅 May your turkey be moist and your humor dry
🥧 Have a pie-fectly funny Thanksgiving
🍗 Happy Thanksgiving—eat till your pants protest
🤣 Feast mode: ON. Seriousness: OFF
🍴 Gobble till you wobble, then laugh some more
🧡 Happiness is a second helping and no judgment
😂 May your gravy be smooth and your dinner conversations smoother
🤤 Stuffing our faces, not our feelings
🥳 Have a Thanksgiving filled with carbs and cackles
🍽️ Eat, laugh, nap, repeat
😄 Here’s to a happy Thanksgiving and slightly looser waistbands
🦃 May your turkey be tasty and your jokes even tastier
😅 May the wine flow and the awkward silences be few
Humor Happy Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
😂 Turkey: the only bird that gets stuffed and roasted
🤣 Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks… for elastic waistbands
🦃 My family wanted a traditional Thanksgiving, so we argued over politics and overcooked the turkey
😅 Thanksgiving dinner: where calories don’t count and conversations get weird
🥴 I came for gratitude, stayed for the gravy
🍗 Why did the turkey cross the road? To avoid Thanksgiving dinner
😂 I’m thankful my relatives don’t stay past dessert
😆 Cranberry sauce: proof that not all things improve with time
🥧 If you’re not napping by 3pm, you’re doing it wrong
🤣 Thanksgiving—where food is the main dish and sarcasm is the side
😋 Who needs therapy when you have Thanksgiving with extended family
🦃 They say you are what you eat—so I’m becoming a turkey
🤭 Nothing like Thanksgiving to remind you why you moved out
😂 Just thankful the smoke alarm didn’t go off this year
😅 Full belly, fuller sarcasm
Inspirational Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
🧠 Be thankful—even if your turkey dreams didn’t quite come true
🥧 Inspiration is fleeting, but pie is forever
😅 Give thanks for what you have—and what you survived this year
🦃 Even burnt turkey can bring people together
🤪 Be the kind of grateful that still complains about cranberry sauce
😄 Your blessings are many—even if your patience isn’t
🍽️ Inspire others with kindness, laughter, and extra stuffing
🤣 Sometimes inspiration comes between courses
😊 Gratitude grows when shared—like second helpings
🥴 Behind every great meal is someone pretending it’s not chaotic
😂 Dream big—nap bigger
😋 Grateful for now, hopeful for dessert
🤔 It’s not just food—it’s a funny, chaotic tradition
😄 Laughter is the best gravy
🌟 Even a turkey has its day—so can you
Family Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
👨👩👧👦 Family: the reason we gather and the reason we need wine
🤣 Thanksgiving: where the food is hot and the takes are hotter
🥴 That one uncle is always a little too honest
🍷 Cheers to family—we didn’t choose them, but we do feed them
😅 Watching family drama like it’s reality TV
🦃 Family time: the true test of patience and portion control
😂 Aunt Linda brought her casserole and unsolicited opinions again
🥧 Thanksgiving is a team sport, and my family plays defense
👵 Grandma’s cooking is legendary—just don’t ask for the recipe
🤣 Being related doesn’t mean we agree on pie flavors
🍽️ Family: feeding our hearts and testing our nerves
😆 The only thing more full than our plates is our group chat
😋 We came for turkey, stayed for the gossip
🦃 It’s not Thanksgiving until someone storms off
😂 Family—bringing the awkward, the love, and the leftovers
Thanksgiving Quotes Funny Short
😂 Turkey coma loading
🦃 Feast now, nap later
😅 Pass the rolls, not the judgment
🤣 Eat pie, stay humble
🍂 Cranberry sauce is not a personality
🥧 I’m just here for dessert
😄 Gobble goals
🍗 Nap hard, laugh harder
😂 Keep calm and cranberry on
🦃 Gravy is my love language
🤣 Small plate? Big mistake
😅 Give thanks, then seconds
🍽️ Thankful-ish
😂 That awkward silence? It’s digestion
🥴 Baste it ‘til you make it
Thanksgiving Jokes Jokes Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
🤣 Why did the turkey join a band? It had the drumsticks
🦃 What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler
😂 Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots
😅 Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re stuffed
🤣 What do you call a running turkey? Fast food
🦃 Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing
😂 What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google
😄 What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Stuffing with the beat
🤣 Why don’t you trust a turkey? Too fowl
🥧 What do you call Thanksgiving with no family? Friendsgiving
😅 Why was the turkey late? He lost track of thyme
😂 How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow
🦃 What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The tur-key
🤣 Why was the stuffing so rude? It couldn’t mind its own business
😆 What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist
Short Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
😂 Leftovers are my love language
🦃 Don’t be a turkey, share the pie
🤣 Calories don’t count on holidays
😅 I yam what I yam
🥧 Seconds are a sign of love
🍗 Thanksgiving: cheat day approved
😄 Turkey today, regrets tomorrow
🤣 Pie > politics
🍴 Let’s get basted
😂 Keep calm and eat on
🦃 Full plate, fuller heart
😅 Just here for carbs
🍂 Grateful, stuffed, sleepy
🥴 Avoid family feuds—eat faster
🍽️ Turkey: the real main character
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
😄 I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast
😂 What kind of Thanksgiving is it when we don’t have a turkey with all the trimmings?
🦃 Thanksgiving is more than eating—it’s a time to be thankful and humble
🤣 We should just be thankful for being together
🥧 You’re holding my hand, Chuck. You sly dog
😅 I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs!
😂 Let’s not play the blame game at dinner—unless it’s over the stuffing
🦃 Snoopy does all the work and gets no credit
🤣 Who invited the jellybeans and popcorn to the feast?
😄 A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving: chaos served warm
😂 Next time, let’s just order takeout
🥴 Even Linus is questioning the menu
🍗 Let’s be thankful for at least one typical person here…
😅 Woodstock makes a better chef than me
🧡 Grateful for Snoopy’s style and sarcasm
Kurt Cobain Quotes About Being Different
🎸 Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are
😌 I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not
🎤 They laugh at me because I’m different; I laugh at them because they’re all the same
😢 Nobody dies a virgin… life screws us all
🎧 I’m so happy because today I found my friends—they’re in my head
😔 I miss the comfort in being sad
🎸 The duty of youth is to challenge corruption
🎶 Punk is musical freedom
😄 Thank you for the tragedy. I need it for my art
😤 It’s better to burn out than to fade away
🤘 I’m not like them, but I can pretend
🎤 Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you
😅 I’d rather be dead than cool
😔 People laugh at me because I’m different—I pity them because they’re all the same
🎵 Music is energy, a mood, atmosphere
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is the perfect time to laugh a little louder and appreciate the chaos of family, food, and funny quotes.
If you’re sharing these over dinner, on a card, or online, these hilarious one-liners and witty reflections bring the warmth and humor that define the holiday season.
Don’t just say thanks—say it with a smile and a side of sass. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your day be full of laughter, pie, and good vibes
