Looking for the funniest Borat quotes to spice up your conversations or add some humor to your posts? If you’re a longtime fan of Sacha Baron Cohen’s outrageous character or just stumbled upon this Kazakh journalist’s antics, this ultimate collection of Borat’s most iconic lines will deliver the laughs.
From his classic catchphrases to awkwardly hilarious moments, we’ve got you covered. So grab your mustache, put on your grey suit, and get ready to say… “Very nice!” 😄
Let’s dive in!
Best Borat Quotes
🔥 Here are 15 of the most unforgettable Borat moments of all time:
- 😂 My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice.
- 🤣 Very nice!
- 😆 High five!
- 👋 Is this Pamela? I come to make sexy time.
- 😲 I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass.
- 💥 This suit is NOT black.
- 💡 I like to make a joke. I do not have a sister.
- 😂 Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.
- 🐓 In my country, they would go control for these two.
- 📺 I will look on your treasures, yes?
- 🕺 What kind of dog is this? (Looking at a turtle)
- 👂 May I say, you have a very pretty face.
- 🛫 I go to America!
- 😜 He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. He is pain in my assholes.
- 🙃 I arrive in America’s airport with clothings, U.S. dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
Funny Borat Quotes
😄 Ready to laugh? These funny Borat quotes will have you rolling:
- 😂 You telling me the man who try to put rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
- 🐷 I once make a woman in my country laugh so hard, she fall off her donkey.
- 🎤 I am new in town.
- 🧼 You will never get this, la la la la la!
- 👖 I like you. Do you like me?
- 🎈 What’s up with it, vanilla face?
- 🕳 I go to the toilet, and I make the plop.
- 🚿 I like-a the hotel. It’s nice, and there’s lots of Americans with pants.
- 🤪 He is a good man, but he is a gypsy.
- 🦷 I had never seen a woman with blonde hair before.
- 🧳 This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan and other “-stans”.
- 🧟 My wife is dead. High five!
- 🎥 I had a dream I was American, and then I woke up and screamed.
- 🛒 Why you have so many different kinds of cheese?
- 🚿 I like you. You like me? Maybe we make sexy time, yes?
Borat Quotes Funny
🤣 Another round of hilarious Borat quotes funny style:
- 🎭 I like you. You have funny face, yes?
- 🐴 In Kazakhstan, horse is transportation AND dinner.
- 😵 My brother Bilo has a mouth shaped like a doughnut.
- 🤯 I had never seen a woman drive a car before.
- 🪞 You must be American superstar, yes?
- 🤢 He is a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
- 🍖 In my country, we say: to chase two rabbits is to go hungry.
- 🚫 You cannot give a woman the right to choose.
- 👗 I like your dress. It hides your shame.
- 🧚 He is a man, but he dress like a girl!
- 🧀 What is this? A bagel?
- 🧏 I have come to learn American ways and kill people.
- 📚 Do not fear me, gypsy.
- 🪬 Gypsy woman stole my wife.
- 🧠 My neighbor have television set. I buy television set. He buy remote control. I buy remote control. He is success.
Borat Quotes Very Nice How Much
💵 Some of the most memorable “Very nice!” quotes:
- 😁 Very nice! How much?
- 🤩 You like this suit? Is very nice!
- 💰 How much for this one with the hair on the face?
- 🤑 How much for the little girl?
- 💍 Is she your daughter? She look like my second wife. Very nice!
- 🛍 This hat, is it made of squirrel? How much?
- 🧼 This soap is nice. Very nice. How much?
- 🪭 How much for the clothes on your body?
- 👕 I want to buy suit. This one, very nice.
- 👠 What is price for your shoes?
- 🧼 These bath products… very sexy. How much for all?
- 🛒 In my country, you take. In America, you pay. How much?
- 🛏 How much for the bed action?
- 📸 Your camera, it capture soul? How much?
- 🪒 Razor is nice. How much?
Borat Quotes Jew
⚠️ Note: These quotes reflect Borat’s character satire and are not to be taken as endorsement.
- 🧛 In my country, there is a problem, and that problem is the Jew.
- 🏃 The running of the Jew is a tradition.
- 🐀 Jew has horns, yes?
- 🧪 I buy a gypsy tear to protect me from Jew magic.
- 🕍 Jews can fly, yes?
- 🕷 My neighbor say he find a Jew hiding under his bed.
- 🧊 You must freeze the Jew before it lays eggs.
- 🧙 Jew smell like old pennies.
- ⚖️ Jew use mind power to steal money.
- 🧠 Jew is not human.
- 🧳 If you see a Jew, throw salt behind shoulder.
- 💎 Jew turn invisible when threatened.
- 🛏 Jew can read dreams.
- 🧵 The nose grows when they lie.
- 🕯 A candle can summon a Jew spirit.
(These are satirical, from the film’s context exposing bigotry—use carefully and only with understanding of intent.)
Borat Quotes Wa Wa Wee Wa
🎉 One of Borat’s most beloved expressions!
- 🎊 Wa wa wee wa!
- 🤪 Wa wa wee wa, very nice!
- 🥳 Wa wa wee wa, she is my wife!
- 😲 Wa wa wee wa, look at this place!
- 😍 Wa wa wee wa, American women!
- 🧁 Wa wa wee wa, what is this food?
- 🚗 Wa wa wee wa, it is car!
- 🛍 Wa wa wee wa, your shoes are amazing!
- 👗 Wa wa wee wa, she has big back!
- 🥒 Wa wa wee wa, my cucumber!
- 💃 Wa wa wee wa, sexy time?
- 🏨 Wa wa wee wa, the hotel is nice!
- 👀 Wa wa wee wa, you are beautiful!
- 🧼 Wa wa wee wa, I like this soap.
- 🍰 Wa wa wee wa, America has cake store!
Borat Quotes YouTube
📹 Famous lines often quoted on YouTube clips:
- 🎤 I go to America to find Pamela.
- 😂 My name is Borat. I come from Kazakhstan.
- 📺 Is this camera on?
- 🤠 Western country, western values.
- 🎬 I film documentary. Very educational.
- 🎥 Look at this technology!
- 😅 This is how we do it in my country.
- 🛩 I fly to America. Very long journey.
- 🎧 I want to be American gangsta.
- 📡 YouTube! Is this the tube of you?
- 🏨 Room service, yes? I want hamburger.
- 💬 You put subtitles on?
- 💻 I upload to internet, yes?
- 🧠 In America, they believe everything on the screen.
- 👃 Smell this—American soap!
Borat Quotes Neighbor
🏘 Hilarious quotes about Borat’s never-ending rivalry with his neighbor:
- 🧨 My neighbor is pain in my assholes.
- 🚽 He have indoor toilet. I have hole in ground.
- 📺 He buy color TV, I buy color TV.
- 🛏 He get wife, I get better wife.
- 🪞 He have face like donkey.
- 🧼 He smell of goat.
- 🔊 He play music, I break radio.
- 🚗 He buy car, I buy tank.
- 🛒 He go shopping, I follow.
- 🐕 He have dog, I eat dog.
- 💡 He install electric light, I steal wire.
- 💰 He sell potatoes, I steal potatoes.
- 🥸 He look at me strange. I report him.
- 👂 He talk to wife. I talk to wife more.
- 🪑 He have chair. I take chair.
The Borat Quotes
🎭 A general selection of the Borat quotes fans love most:
- 😆 My name-a Borat.
- 👋 Is nice!
- 🛁 I like you. I like sex.
- 🎬 High five!
- 🏜 I go to America!
- 🧴 This smell like success.
- 🐐 In my country, goat is king.
- 🧳 Travel is learn.
- 🎉 I bring culture to U.S. and A.
- 🪞 You are a man, yes?
- 🎯 This interview is over.
- 💭 You dream, yes?
- 🧠 Education is power.
- 💼 I work hard for documentary.
- 💘 You my number one sexy girl!
Kurt Cobain Quotes About Being Different
🎸 Even though this is off-topic, here are powerful Kurt Cobain quotes about being different for contrast and reflection:
- 🌈 Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
- 🎤 I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
- 🧠 I use bits and pieces of others’ personalities to form my own.
- 💔 Nobody dies a virgin… life screws us all.
- 🎸 Punk is musical freedom.
- 🎭 I’d rather be dead than cool.
- 🤘 Thank you for the tragedy. I need it for my art.
- 🧬 I’m not like them, but I can pretend.
- 🎼 It’s better to burn out than fade away.
- 📖 The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.
- 🎶 I started being really proud of the fact I was different.
- 🧍 I just want to be appreciated.
- 🕯 Peace, love, empathy.
- 🔊 Music is first, lyrics are secondary.
- 💡 I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.
Conclusion
If you’re quoting Borat for laughs, memes, or nostalgia, these iconic lines capture the outrageous brilliance of his character. Use them wisely, laugh heartily, and remember—very nice!
